TRIDENT. YOU NEED IT LIKE A HOLE IN THE HEAD

Trident? Certainly you should keep it. Maybe have several of them.

Yeah, upgrade them when necessary, sure. They’re clean, pretty effective if I’m right, and they do the biz. What’s not to like?

If those North Koreans let one off we can hit them right back. Putin’s got nothing like this, nothing that would eliminate thousands of people with one press of the switch. I’m telling you, it’d be easy.

We could carry on with messy warfare, with guns and bombs and booby traps etcetera, but with Trident you wouldn’t mess around. No purchases of ammunition required; no tanks, no bombs. Think of the money you’d be saving.

If you did use it, it might be classed as a weapon of mass destruction. Yes, I suppose that’s possible. But who’s going to press charges, hey? Not this girl.

No, you should hang on to them. Maybe another Hiroshima will happen, and we can have another little think about it if it doesn’t go well, and give it up then. Yes, we could do that. What do you think?